Distinguishing traits—long hair and adult moustache.
Catchphrase—You Vill Listen
G’Ru is the self-titled, Sensation of Sensational Speakers. Often the keynote speaker at the Redbutton Speakers Convention (RedButts Con), he is a presenter that knows he is right and everybody else is wrong.
When G’Ru opens his mouth to speak the room listens with wide eyes and mouths aghast, yet these signs of shock and awe are not, as G’Ru believes, down to his talent and ability, but down to his—delicate—turn of phrase.
What G’Ru believes he is saying and what the audience are hearing are two very different things. And, as such, G’Ru may believe he is the guru of all things speaking, but in reality, his reputation is in the toilet… literally!